Britney Spears Will Probably Never Wear a Bra

Amy Grindhouse - 1st Mar 2010

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Britney Spears:
What’s that saying, same old shish just a different day . Well today Britney Spears may have a new weave, but she still can’t manage to get on a bra in the morning. It’s not like she can’t afford something to contain those puppies. She can afford to get her weave did . She can afford to go to Wal-Mart and get a Two-fer in this bish. I’m actually going to pause for a second after blogging about her saggy-ass tittehs and send her some of my underwear. All I got...

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Britney Spears Gets Whipped
Trust me Britney's hair looked good just a few days ago, but hair always looks best the day of the salon visit (or even the next day if you're lucky). Britney Spears had a pretty eventful day on Sunday. She stopped by a Starbucks in the morning for a frappucino and then headed to The Dollar Book Store in Encino. One of her purchases? A book entitled Funny Babies . Click here to see how she spent her Saturday. Fame Pictures

Britney Spears Blonde +news
Britney Spears Blonde +news

Britney Spears Trails U2 in Billboard Top Earners List
March 1, 2010 Billboard magazine have just released a list of the top earning musicians for the year of 2009 and U2 has landed in first place. The figures are acquired from adding up touring, record sales and other royalty expenses and show just how rich big name artists actually are. For example, top earning U2 made an estimated 109 million dollars last year, more than double of The Boss, Bruce Springsteen who came in second with 58 million bucks. A lot of young celebrity artists also made the...

Britney Spears Day On Saturday
Britney Spears tried on some tops at Beverly Hill's trendy boutique Vionnet and then returned to salon Nine Zero One in West Hollywood on Saturday. She was at the salon the previous day for hair work . It's nice to see Britney was looking for shirts that look especially good without a bra. Now check out what she did Sunday ... Fame Pictures

Britney Spears, Madonna, U2, Bruce Springsteen Are Billboard Top Money Makers
U2, Madonna, Britney Spears, Bruce Springsteen, The Jonas Brothers, Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus all make Billboard Top 40 Money Makers list for 2009.

Britney Spears is blonde again
emergency hair appointment at the Nine Zero One salon of the weekend. Not sure what constitutes an “emergency hair appointment” but she came out blonde. I think they just sewed a new weave to her head. On Sunday, she took her new do to Starbucks, of course, where she got the usual: a one way ticket to fattyville. Britney should really think about wearing a bra though. She’s at that point in her life where her nipples are starting to look like Paris Hilton’s eyes. Wonky....

Britney Spears - Sexy Starbucks Day!
singer is photographed after visiting a local Starbucks branch to get her coffee fix. Check out the photos below. Britney donned a purple tank top, blue jogging pants and a cute shades. She obviously loves Starbucks coffee. Are you digging the bra-less Britney? By the way, I love her new do - hit me baby one more time! Photos by: Fame Pictures

Britney Spears Goes Back to Blonde!
Britney Spears spent her Friday shopping around LA and wound up at a salon that evening. She was back for her second day in the hairdresser's chair on Saturday, emerging later with a set of new blond extensions after going two months as a brunette ! Britney was then off to hit a few more shops including the Vionnet boutique, where she ran into former American Idol contestant Katharine McPhee. While Brit's concentrating on her new look, the same apparently can't be said for her next album...

Britney Spears goes blonde again & the weave doesn't look busted!
Britney Spears has spent the last several months as a brunette, and while that color agreed with her, the state of her weave was almost always busted. So imagine my surprise when I saw these new photos of Brit from this weekend - apparently she went into a hair salon that actually knew what they were doing, and they fixed her hair in a rather spectacular Fashion. I can't even tell if this is a weave! Is it? Or is her hair completely grown out now? I think the front part is her real hair - the bangs esp...

Blonde Britney Spears With Hair Extensions!
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Britney Spears Loses Her Bra, Grabs A Starbucks
Britney Spears continued to show off her blonde ambition yesterday afternoon as she ventured out in SoCal to run a few errands — which included a stop at Starbucks — to soak up some sun. Britney ’s lovely (new) blonde hair was up, tho, and her boobs were out … and totally unrestrained: Now this is how our dear Britney Spears spends her Sunday afternoons, y’all … footloose and bra-free. Meh … I’m sure other folks will have something nasty...

Britney Spears Goes Back To Blonde
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BRITNEY SPEARS: BRALESS STARBUCKS STOP
Enjoying the sunny westerly shore weather, Britney Spears was patterned way over to Starbucks in Calabasas, Calif. on Sun (February 28). Sporting a color crowning sans undergarment with cloth warmup pants, the “Gimme More” vocaliser followed her section staffers as she picked up a tasteful grande frappuccino to kickstart the day. Making for quite the astir weekend, Britney has been patterned ownership laboring every over municipality over the time some days

Britney Spears Ass Cleavage
Britney Spears try to get some attention by flashing her ass crack to the Paparazzi.

Britney Spears ditches the brunette for trademark blond locks
The Womanizer star is snapped heading to a hair salon in Los Angeles as a brunette - hours later she left as a blond.

Britney Spears and Lady Gaga to Collaborate
While Lady GaGa was in the bathroom at the Grammy Awards, her father Joseph was busy chatting up Britney Spears. The singer took her father to the Awards show last month, where she won best dance recording for "Just Dance" and best electronic/dance album for The Fame. She left her dad alone while she went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when she returned she was surprised to find him talking with Britney Spears. A source speaking with The Sun, revealed just how much Lady GaGa was pleased...

Britney Spears Not Releasing An Album This Summer
Britney Spears fans will be sad to hear that the 'Womanizer' singer has no plans to release her next album this summer. Although it was reported just recently that a new record would be in stores before too long, a representative for the pop star has denied a new CD is coming. Britney has been recording songs in recent months, but according to a spokesperson from her label Jive Records, "There has been zero discussion about it." So far Spears is rumored to have worked with producers David...

Britney Spears: Back To Blonde!
Britney Spears gets her morning frappucino fix in Calabasas, and then heads to The Dollar Book Store on Sunday (February 28) in Encino, Calif. The 28-year-old pop princess visited Beverly Hill’s trendy boutique Vionnet on Saturday, where coincidentally Katharine McPhee was also spotted shopping. Later that day, she returned to salon Nine Zero One in West Hollywood. Britney ’s label rep recently told JustJared.com that rumors of an album release date in June were false . 50+...

Britney Spears Got a Brand New Weave - Pictures
Finally! Britney Spears got a much needed makeover . The team of Nine Zero One salon got out the industrial sized can of Nap-Be-Gone and managed give Britney a weave of wonder that doesn't look busted. Lets hope she takes care of this weave . She looks good! [ Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image ] Images Via: WENN.com

Britney Spears Goes Back To Blonde
Britney Spears Goes Back To Blonde

Britney Spears, Madonna, U2, Bruce Springsteen Are Billboard Top Money Makers
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Britney Spears Takes Her Spidey Sons to the Movies
Watch your Batman back , Cruz Beckham ! There's another pint-size superhero in town. Make that two pint-size superheroes. Britney Spears and her new blond 'do were clearly safe from harm Monday night while going to the movies with her two sons, Sean and Jayden , as both boys decided to step out in their Spidey suits. Two bodyguards were also there, but with these comic book cuties on hand, who really needs 'em, right? ________ See other celebs with their tiny tykes...

Britney Spears Is Blonde Again!
Britney is back to being a blonde. The 28-year-old singer - who went brunette in December - showed off lighter locks over the weekend after popping by West Hollywood salon Nine Zero One Friday. See Britney and Grammys' other worst-dressed stars She returned to the salon Saturday, leaving with new blonde extensions. See more stars rocking hair extensions She then hit Vionnet Boutique for some retail Therapy, even bumping into another new blonde, American Idol alum Katharine McPhee...